1. More spaghetti will fit in Margaret's hair than in Anna B.'s hair.
2. Dont' allow for the 7.5% when playing croquet.
3. The choir CD contained Mrs. Salazar's embarassing cell phone minute.
4. Older people have lots of stories, but they tend to simply repeat the ones you've already heard.
5. ISO 9000 and 1400's don't matter unless you are reading Dilbert.
6. Carrying around a lot of literature at a college fair makes you feel important.
Bonus lesson - "After you send an e-mail message, you can't retrieve or stop it."
~Megs Greenhalgh, your friendly local meglomaniac.
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Bonus lesson:you didn't know that?!?!?!
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